Humor

A Miami-Dade Florida man was arrested for stealing county buses.  Dressed like a bus driver, he took buses from their Transit stops, drove the regular route picking up and dropping off passengers, then returned the bus.  He didn't steal the bus fare either.  Why?  The article didn't say.

He was charged with "third-degree grand theft and burglary of an occupied conveyance".

http://www.news4jax.com/news/16970491/detail.html

Transcript of an actual UFO report in Wales, as reported by the BBC:

Control Room: "South Wales Police, what's your emergency?"

Caller: "It's not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there's a bright stationary object."

Control room: "Right."

Caller: "If you've got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It's been there at least half an hour and it's still there."

New Hamphsire, from the AP:

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/21/tax.evaders.ap/

Ed and Elaine Blane of New Hampshire really don't like paying income taxes.  So, they would rather die.  Yup.  That's rational.

Monkey see, monkey bite.

Does your monkey bite? No. But that's not my monkey.

Apparently, this monkey escaped from a Mexico City zoo, boarded a city bus and sat next to the driver for almost an hour. When a 20 year old female (human, one presumes) passenger tried to hold the monkey, it scratched and bit her.

Moral of the story: leave sitting monkeys ride.

The Bard was the best! Cick here for a random Shakespeare insult! Amaze your friends:

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?