Quotes

The subjects of every state ought to contribute towards the support of the government, as nearly as possible, in proportion to their respective abilities; that is, in proportion to the revenue which they respectively enjoy under the protection of the state.

There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary, and those that don't.

Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.

Bernard of Chartres used to say that we are like dwarfs on the shoulders of giants, so that we can see more than they, and things at a greater distance, not by virtue of any sharpness of sight on our part, or any physical distinction, but because we are carried high and raised up by their giant size.

"and I will make it felony to drink small beer"

"There is increasing evidence that Bigfoot may not be as benign as some people think"

After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school department is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

The war situation has developed not necessarily to Japan’s advantage.